Black Shadow a recently graduated ninja assassin returns home from his training to begin his career; however due to the tight job market he is forced to take on a job as a stock-boy at the local grocery. Mike and Drew two fraternity brothers hop from convenience store to convenience store exploring the competitive side of the "beer run." And Janitor Joe goes to great extremes to prove to everyone at the grocery store that he can - in fact - be a "creepy janitor" as these three seemingly disparate story lines converge in a large-scale grocery store fiasco.